smellycats

happy new year, in advance.

my countdown will be held with the family (i think), in church. hahaha. i know i cant believe it either. coolest already lah kat.

so seriously, besides eating alot, spending money which i dont have and watching FRIENDS till its time for breakfast everyday, life is basically dull.

but i sure do hope that tmr will put everybody in a jolly mood. since work is gonna start soon and school is also commencing. haha. people like me with no lives will just stay at home and await destiny. lol.

my destiny is on 7th jan. impromptu decision but am definitely damn looking forward to it.

oh. and i think tom cruise looks damn hot when young. now, after all the tabloids and paedophile-like marriage, he looks like a Michael Jackson except without cool dance moves and chart toppers.

loser. bye.

cooler box.

the intestines are doing what they do best to me again ; being bitches.

and so christmas is over in just the blink of an eye. how tragic. nobody believes in having 12 days of christmas anymore. except for maybe a few (bless all your good souls).

being unemployed is kinda fun (but useless) altogether. at least i get to watch FRIENDS till the end. seriously. i marvel at the tightness albeit the constant reminder that its just television.

hah.

i want my new year to be the most awesome. and am very looking forward to just relaxing with the mother and shopping and bonding.

oh what fun!

why

it was raining the whole damn day! this is just contributing to the sinking problem that we are/will be facing! tsk. one day, we'll become another Venice. but the difference lies in the fact that Venice is actually beautiful.

i went out to meet the other 2 at about 9pm today despite the forlorn weather at starbucks. (actually the rain did stop for a couple of minutes so that i could make my way to the mrt station). the people at starbucks should know never to place a slice of oreo cheesecake on a very warm plate because the melting effect will take place.

basic science lah dey.

anyway sometimes i wish for a ticket to return to a certain time period so that i can undo something or at least make sure that something would not turn out the way it is today. but then again, it isnt really worth the trouble.

so the best way to remedy the thing is to go off on a holiday. my (dumbass) brother is going on his cruise trip in like a week's time. no fair.

i hope he brings back gifts. either that or he comes back broke.

haha bye.

santa's work

christmas was awesome. if only it really really lasts for twelve days.

and then the new year will be arriving shortly after. damn.

its not about the new resolutions man. it just that with every passing year, everyone will be getting older until suddenly, you see someone you know leave this Earth because they have already reached their time.

freaking tragic. i hate it.

anyway, post christmas sales will start tmr.

shiok man!

stamped /

this week started off bland. maybe its because many people i know are away on their respective agenda or maybe its just because of the stupid rain.

or maybe its because i have no money and no idea as to what to buy as presents for people.

so sickening. its alot of other things too, some of which i dont really wanna care about.

like the fact that growing up the hard way its taking up alot of my youth or the fact that recovery is indeed an extremely long process. then again, it may be because the environment that i once felt sure in isnt as stable as it used to be anymore.

its just a bloody gut feeling though.

you know how you watch in the telly or read from the books about people not being able to get out of their sorrows not because no one is opening up their hearts to them but because these sad and depressed persons are all just too preoccupied with their own misery to witness the amount of love that they were engulfed in?

that is so true man. its all about the security blanket.

sometimes i feel like linus.

and i know it makes no sense. maybe its just the 2am talk. or maybe its due to overdosage of sims2.

then again, i think its the chill.

ladybug

i went to the Singapore Garden festival with my mum today. i'm not an avid fan of all the floral but omg the whole exhibit was awesome. go check out the ones on the top floor! i can like live there.

other than that, the weather stinks today. why rain so much here when other areas are having droughts?

for all the other things in life, i dont really give a shit anymore.

red angbaos

i am done with prison break season 1!! hahahaha. am officially one of the coolest now. (this is very confirmed because i did not watch it by the means of youtube or any illegal internet-related help).

sometimes i wonder if what i say bears no meaning. maybe i shouldnt talk at all! like take for example the "no presents this year okay lets go out and have a good meal instead" talk which IS NOT, I REPEAT, NOT TAKEN SERIOUSLY! (applicable to all my groups of friends)

sia lah. and now i hafta panic like a bloody monkey with no money for bananas. christmas is in a week's time, ONLY! how lah how.

its back to buying presents time, again.

my brother is starting the SIMS II fad in the household. shiok i tell you but damn waste time. i've gotta get the momentum back with FRIENDS. its a really good show. if only reality is that picture perfect.

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ps: God, if you are listening, please dont let it ruin christmas for everybody. love.

three on purple.

so after i got home on friday evening when i was in the midst of doing the puzzle sphere, my parents came and brought the whole family to my grandma's.

why? to help them pack their stuff because they are moving the next day.

it was fun you know. hahahaha. i stuffed myself with superrings until i almost turn orange.

so sat was the big move. i think i've set the record for the most lift trips taken in an hour. like omg, TWELVETH FLOOR!

nice view though. but the bamboo poles makes it so jialat. because my grandma has like six freaking long poles, my cousin and i had to climb all the way up with them. we look like idiots i tell you.

people should start making their lifts taller. period.

and there were alot other good happenings and funny events too but i'm too tired to rant on. i made friends with the mamashop owner downstairs also. ha ha.

okay bye. my brother claimed that i stink already.

and so we gritted out teeth.

i've finally started living life. just met a few people recently to do some major backward catching up. it was fun you know. especially with the two people at the playground that fateful night/earlymorning. though we were kinda on the bitching subject, it was good gossip!

i needed that!

and then i came online and did the usual. found out that having "blind spots" are not exclusive because practically everyone has them. but this particular person is so contradicting, and annoying.

please stop or else i'll hafta kill you soon.

anyway its december! christmas is in like two weeks time i think! awesome man! my christmas tree is up! ha ha ha. i can't wait!

arsenal drew with chelsea yesterday. I THINK SENDEROS SHOULD HAVE BEEN TAKEN OUT BECAUSE HE COULD HAVE CREATED A MASSIVE POPULATION WIPEOUT WITH HIS MISTAKES BECAUSE OF THE SUDDEN IMPACT OF HEART ATTACKS!! that is so not considerate of him.

and how can that chen wei lian guy win two awards yesterday night! HOW? its all the bookies fault i reckon. (i dont have anything against the man but this is really ridiculous).

tonight got girls out loud again. HAHAHA.

golden child

why must it start to rain, again?!

anyway christmas is coming very very soon! my mom is very backdated on her presents this year! i guess its my fault because i'm quite the difficult child but no worries, i'm bouncing back again! soon, i hope.

actually without her and my dad and everyone else from my family i would have died in the past week or so. i love you people.

i'm starting to see people i know wearing the army uniforms already. big step for the big boys i reckon. (good for them!). hah. i can't wait till my lazy ass brother receives his enlistment letter. because for starters, him bald is quite a sight to behold.

and i can tease him for the rest of his life! YES!

okay lah i'm actually very bored right now because Singapore is doing rather badly in the doha games man like what the hell are they thinking but it doesnt really matter to me because if they did not participate in the games no one will and then we'll be ranked nothing at all now isnt that sad that is why i'm not watching tv when the games are on at all.

and soon enough, i'll be kissing meesua goodbye, forever!

haha. thank you very much.

THE BIG FAT .

XIAXUE IS A JOKE. PLEASE WATCH GIRLS OUT LOUD AND THEN LAUGH LOUDLY BECAUSE SUPPRESSING THAT LAUGHTER IS NOT REMOTELY POSSIBLE IN HUMAN TERMS AT ALL!

I REALLY MEAN IT.

I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS THAT STUPID, IMATURE AND BIG (ESPECIALLY ON TV, EVEN PHOTOSHOP CANNOT SAVE HER ASS THIS TIME) ! SHE CANT SING STILL WANT TO SIGN WHAT RECORDING DEAL. HAHAHAHA.

I THINK THE TWO MEN WOULD HAVE HURLED BADLY IF CAMERAS WEREN'T IN THEIR FACES. WHY OH WHY WOULD SOMEONE SUBJECT THEMSELVES TO PUBLIC HUMILIATION LIKE THAT?

LOOK AT KUMAR'S FACE AND YOU'LL KNOW HOW STUPID HER QUESTIONS ARE! SO OLD ALREADY STILL WANNA ACT LIKE A TEENAGER! BANG THE WALL LAH, SHIT.

XIAXUE MAKES MONDAY NIGHTS MORE WORTH TO STAY AT HOME NOW. I DONT CARE IF I'LL BOOST THEIR SHOW RATINGS LAH, ITS DAMN WORTH WATCHING.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

ros is okay in the show though. no offence to anyone biologically linked to xiaxue. i know its not your fault.

AND IN THE NEXT EPISODE, SHE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT HER 52 EX-BOYFRIENDS! (SHAME ON THOSE BOYS, PLEASE START THE BURYING OF YOUR FACES NOW AND PRAY THAT YOUR NAMES ARE NOT MENTIONED AT ALL)!

WAHHHHH! CANNOT STAND. MY TELEVISION SET ALMOST EXPLODED WHEN SHE HAD CLOSE-UPS ON SCREEN MAN.

I GUESS ITS HER EGO.

HAHAHAHAHAH.

jokes

being able to use our ears is powerful.

let it be 2weeks rather than that dreadful three years! now even ten dollars looks smaller already.

and remember, never ever raise a child eligible enough to have their own 30min programme in "my super sweet sixteen".

thats hell as it is.